Showing posts with label kuku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kuku. Show all posts

Thursday, March 1

Welcome to your friendly neighborhood!

Sunnyyy day...
Everything A O K.....

Hi, This is Me, your friend Bert!

Picture of Bert


And This is Our happy friend, Ernie!


Picture of Ernie

Nice to meet you here! We are your friendly neighbor. We live at a place somewhere in Sesame Street. Why don't you come and don't stay along!

WARNING: If you are a child or happen to feel like one...
PLEASE DON"T CONTINUE TO STAY AND READ!


Meet Bert and Ernie

Picture of Ernie and Bert

Two famous puppet our children or our childhood most beloved character! Ernie Loves to play with his ruby ducky while Bert he likes birds, he really loves them that much. They are roommate, best of friends and buddies. The kind even after so much argument and fighting but you know will never let you down when things matter the most.

Now, these boys are the product of the Children Television workshop funded and broadcast by the Public Broadcast system PBS. As aspected they both represented themselves with the best interest of both the children and their parents.

This is a true model how a really good, innocence and pure child should act and behave. The right attitude, behavior and act! With No political agenda and No social re'programming'! No new age kinda of thing! So Mommy and Poppy, Please don't worry Your child is safe with us. Our Product is good and wholesome.

SO WE WERE TOLD!

until....Okay kids! it is time for bed ....This is 'forbidden'!!!

In 2002 at the Sundance Film Festival, our friendly duo were now in a bigger crisis. A crisis of a different nature, a social nature.

These innocent child-like Muppet has suddenly became gay.
Here is the video bellow. it is banned by the CTW.


(please click and play while still available)

It became such a crisis that CTW had to put a measure to stop this. This video has been court order to stop and banned all of it's distribution.

Now is Bert and Ernie is really Gay???

No off course... They are not gay because they are Muppet! So say the Children Television Workshop. But of course a children product can never contains such filthy content. directly at least.

So did CTW really wanted to hint to children that Bert and Ernie was actually a secretly gay couple? A hint of this?


Picture of Gay hinted Ernie!


Now, do our children need to be bombarded with all this social propaganda? Isn't it enough that as adult we have enough of things being shove through our throat? Why do your children need to learn such value that maybe against your natural value? Do you feel your value are not adequate enough that you need some 'public' entity to decide what is best value for your children for the beginning!

Now, children are always a product of a heterosexual relationship. hopefully sometimes a good one but sometimes misfortunely a bad one. A gay homosexual couple could never produce a children no matter how they try or no matter how faithful they are. It is simply against nature. It just cannot happen in the Animal kingdom of a gay couple producing and rearing a young one.

Trying to portray Bert and Ernie as a faithful Homosexual couple is an oxymoron actually. Did you know that gay homosexual peoples who are among the most those who have the most multiply partner? It is not a surprise that such a hedonist culture will only care for the best interest of themselves not your children!





So why all the fuss? Were all this been program from the beginning. Do society needs to be re'programme' by such a program. A program to make children to accept social agenda that are harder to be accepted by the older generation? A hidden plan to re engineer your thought of your kid?

Conclusion :
At the current moment No one can really conclude anything concretely. But maybe they just simply seem as two happy boys who are just simply genial, joyous and happy but not gay!
Remember :
CTW or PBS! if you ever step over the line and try to do anything silly and shove our throat, like planning any social agenda then truly we know how evil you are.
And Folks, don't ever let your children alone to see such crap all hour long!




This post is for the Public but is not sponsor by

The Public Broadcast System. (PBS)
Any question on Gayness please address to them yourself.

But Feel free to kindly or unkindly to comment here!

Friday, February 23

What is it???

What is it???



Michael J. Fox has a small one.


Madonna doesn't have one.


The Pope has one but doesn't use it.


Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.


Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his!



What is it? click the comment and answer!


Thursday, February 15

The Pig

The Pig!
Sus Scrofa Domesitica. Reported to be domesticated around 5000 BC. Reported to be among the earliest kind of animal made as live stock.
Available around most part of world!

The Man!
Homo Sapien Moderna. Reported by some to be known as Pig or Son of Pig. But Jewish kid Darwin reported that Man was Son of Ape or Son of Monkey!
Available around the world!

The WoMan
Homo Sapien X only factor! Reported in bible as the one who trick Man to eat the forbidden fruit(or sex?). From Mathematic calculation of the assumption of
if Man = Pig, therefore WoMan = Daughter of Pig!
Available around the world only where Man exist!

The Myth
Man are from Mar, WoMan are from Venus, Reports that human race are from two different species seeded by alien race! Proven to be false and were created by 'gay' writers who believe/fantasize that man or woman can exist among themselves in gay orgie utopia society!
Available around the world, usually where there are English language media...

The Facts
Man Love Woman, WoMan love Man...
Boy Loves Girl. Girl Loves Boy!
and they live happily. The rest are just 'gay'!
Warning : Don't ever shag a Pig!
Available when WoMan don't becomes bitches and Man becomes Dog.

The Favourite
Report from the author,
Favourite Movies = Babe
Favourite Tales = 3 little piggie..
Favourite Technic = Doggie stlye?
Favourite Quote = "U R a PIG!"
Favourite Food = Roasted 1/2 hour old piglet! ...yum...yum..yum
Available only on Chinese New Year, the food that is.. :)

not kuku mon :
^. ~ .^ —– Hi, ain't I cute?
{ (00) } — heheheh.......^_^
` _–_ ~~ - I m smart too!!

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)---- Hey silly,
(O.o)---- You won't be cute anymore,
(> <)---- when we eat you dis new year!

HAPPY 'WORLD'
CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!

Wednesday, February 14

Good Bye to Love!

Still valentine in da US of A!
Song by Karen Carpenter!(Ill say goodbye to love)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nooeMrCws-A





* this is a relatively new song for me...her voice is so mellow, somehow it reminds me of growing up?


No one ever cared if I should live or die

Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by
And all I know of love is how to live without it
I just cant seem to find it

So Ive made my mind up
I must live my life alone
And though its not the easy way
I guess Ive always know

Id say goodbye to love
There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine
Surely time will lose these bitter memories
And Ill find that there is someone to believe in

And to live for something I could live for

All the years of useless search
Have finally reached an end
Loneliness and empty days will be my only friend
From this day love is forgotten

Ill go on as best I can

What lies in the future is a mystery to us all
No one can predict the wheel of fortune as it falls
There may come a time when I will see that Ive been wrong
But for now this is my song

And its goodbye to love
Ill say goodbye to love

Today is Valentine! Lets make Love not War!

Okay, A new day!

It is a new day and since tomorrow(today) is Valentine,I decided to combine this(yesterday) post, with today's valentine post. I'm a biggie with this all for one or two(couple) in one kinda thing. LOL! Anyway I never consider one-line as a post so I had to do the right thing and combined them.

This site is gonna change a bit with hopefully a better concept! It still be kuku in its own way. The concept and theme hasn't been fully developed yet, at the moment maybe some serious stuff will be added until I find a better home(and no kuku in it). I am planning on more(better/serious) site that have nothing to do with this.

Anyway since this is Valentine.... I decided to make peace and not have some useless catfight among us. You know those fight from Liverpool to London or USA to Canada or even Gongkapas to Babylon! welll... It's been fun there, but let us have more fun here! Please be free to comments as "long" or "nonsensical" as you like(no spam or flood please). and I don't really consider one-line as a comment either!

PS: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!! wink,wink,wink

Tuesday, February 13

Okay, A new day!

It is a new day and since tomorow is valentine, this site is gonna change a bit. With, hopefully a better concept! still kuku in a way!

Monday, September 11

911 Question! Do you see da bomb, da building..opps da plane?


see da plane? maybe a starwars movies? remember thoses death stars?

The PIG

reposted after valentine

PIG

Friday, August 18

And they Say, Justice For All !

Oh, and who told those arab(Muslim) children to hate people in such an early age!

Wednesday, August 9

The Star

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)—- @}~~~~~~~{@ @}~~~~~~~{@ @}~~~~~~~{@
(O.o)—- Is it Mr. Owen/Mrs Owen or Mr. Lili/Mrs Lili?
(> <)—- Either way! It still be a perfect couple!
——— n yes, I not just cute, I am nice too. :)

Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ —– Yeah, we know your nice kuku Mon!
{ (00) } — But wait until Kuku ‘Man’ hears about it.
` _–_ ~~ –I heard that ‘mamat’ is in foul mood!
————- People threaten to call out his name, you know.

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)—- I beg you to shut up, You just ‘menyemakkan’.
(O.o)—- * * * * ( * * * * * *
(> <)—- * ** * * * * * * * *
——— Oh n those stars above? On my way, I just happen..
——— to see them and pick them up from the sky!
——— specially for you, my Lovely Lilybird. :)

The Post

Now, I don’t know if I am gonna get in trouble?
hehehe.. nobody likes to be censored heheeh,
just ask any writer? oppss…hehehehehe…..
oh well, here goes nothing.

You are being a bit political incorrect, ya know.
whats with this ‘malay’ men?
I don’t believe ppl really know what is ‘malay’?
My IC says I am malay, but I think I am not…
I am mix Javanese, thats not malay,
and many of you might not really be pure ‘malay’.
huh, whatever that is suppose to mean?

And this male bashing, is becoming a world phenomenon.
Single mother and the only role of ’sperm donar’ of the supreme alpha male.
is like the most trendiest thing in sociaty, now.
and they say that the media(power to be)
loves to dumb down the public(people)!

*sigh*
I know…. Now, I am being a bit Political Incorrect!
sometimes I need to ditch the “Mon” and be more of a Man!
So, now I can be free to talk more sensitve/serious issue.
With all this killing in Lubnan, Iraq and Siti being married.
It is kind of good to be a bit racist and chauvanist,
again, whatever that is suppose to mean….

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*The Ultimate Prayer of the Ages!
Blessed are Thou God, King of the universe,
Who did not make me born a ‘Goy’(a non Jews)!
Blessed are Thou God, King of the universe,
Who did not make me born a Woman!

July 22, 2006 | kuku man
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Ya Allah

Apalah dosa saya? He’s here. Kuku Mon Kuku Man. Silap silap nanti saya jadi kuku.

July 22, 2006 | lil ms d
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hehehehe…

plz don’t take anything personally…:)

Just an excuse for me to comment on some word/issues.

‘malay’
‘men’(sperm donar)
‘media’
‘racist’
‘prayers’

And if u read between the line it may not sound so ‘kuku’

July 22, 2006 | kuku man
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can you go idlan’s blog and hassle her?

idlan! disebabkan you tak layan mamat ni, saya jadi mangsa!

July 22, 2006 | lil ms d
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I had fun last nite…gorgeous nite! We were weren’t we? :)

July 22, 2006 | TTG
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eh..aku pon tak de taste lah because i like Joe Wings too :D

Kukuman, stop insulting people lah. Tak baik tau.

July 22, 2006 | Lily
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p/s:Welcome back :)

July 22, 2006 | Lily
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ewok ( if u r reading this)

u were featured in an article, in a local paper, some time ago kan?

mintak maaf Lil Ms D sebab hijack u punya blog piece.

July 23, 2006 | chocolalat!
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kuku mon/man

i dont believe in banning people, but since you have been leaving a lot of nonsensical posts at my friends’ blogs, and mine, please i beg you, no more. my friends all complain about your comments. nobody has to agree with each other but you take the cake lah.

idlan and i dah check your IP. you’re from UITM kan?
she’s koreking more, so if you want to stay anonymous… don’t kacau us anymore!

July 23, 2006 | lil ms d
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UiTM? Student ke lecturer?

July 23, 2006 | Lily
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UTM. Don’t know if past or present, don’t know if staff or student. Malas nak siasat too much, karang dia ingat aku syok plak kat dia.. Dins, selamba hantar dia kat I. hahaha. You know I don’t suffer fools, gladly or otherwise.

July 23, 2006 | Idlan
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Friday, July 14

Tetek sebelah dan......

Tetek sebelah

(.) (.) <---- tetek normal.
__(.) <---- tetek sebelah!
(*)(*)<---- tetek janet jacksonlaa.....
(.) ( ) <---- tetek ada kanser kot?
.. <---- alamak... nasi lemak sejemput je!

dan...

doink... doink... doink... doink..
bunyi apa tuh?
doink... doink... doink... tekkk..
apa yag berlaga hek?
doink... doink... doink... KRAH!!
Alamak! telurku sudah PECAH!!

Cheating!!

Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ ----- Hi Everybody, Muslim men don't cheat!
{ (00) } --- I never cheated on my wife!!
` _--_ ~~ -- Don't believe everything you read!
------------- That is big fat LIE!

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)---- Hey silly,
(O.o)---- You can only cheat on wife,
(> <)---- if you are married in the first place!
--------- n yes,I know u like to 'cheat' on yourself..

when reality is not so nice!

It is not me! (with picture!)

Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ ----- Hi Gals, I am very good n experience!
{ (00) } --- I love to shag, hump and bonk!
` _--_ ~~ -- and I can do it very often n long!

Kuku Man : Heyyy dumb-dumb!
You are not suppose to do it all alone, not by yourself!
Sheesh, You need a PARTNER laa!


bukan salah ibu mengandung!

World Cup final

author kuku man

Goodbye to Zin Addin(Zinedine) Yazid Zidane, We love U!
Ain't it nice to be a bit racist huh?
Whatever that is suppose to mean?
Got most of my prediction(hope) wrong this time.
Usually if ur stupid, by just guessing and being all blur n so, it should be at around 50% right!
*sigh*

Damn those boring Italian, Admittly they play well at the first half though, then boring centacio.
Hope Juventus goes down to Serie C.
Always thought that by the year 2003 AC Milan were the better team by a mile.
No wonder Juventus looks so weak in the Champ League!
Who knows, maybe Ronaldo's Inter should have won it before? Now he is just fat though.
Yes, No more boring Italian for champ League!

But better those Boring Italian,
than those even more Boring England!!
hahahahahahahhahha.....kukukukukuku....
Stupid 'English Speaking Media' with their dumbing people down propaganda machine,
This is no lame American Idol contest,
This is no Hiphop NBA so call 'world' championship.
(try winning gold in Basketball at the Olympic?)
or even EPL stlye Football!
(to u flag waving American don ever mention 'soccer'.)

World Class player? Squarefooted-fusballer is more like it!
Stupid Rooney, Gay Beckham, Weak Owen..... :P
and there is no deflection for you, Mr. Lampard.
Cant forget those slutty cheerleaders WAGs!
Must wonder how many time did Mr. Erickson manage to scores in this World cup!?
*notice, It is always forbidden to attack liverpool.
By the way their most entertaining player was Mr.Croach!
The freak with his dance, Robo Dance.

hmm... wonder if Zidane fancy playing in Mesia?
He won't last that long though in here,
One year is the max n then our culture will poison him!
Maybe we should just give him a datukship?
Datuk Syed Zinedine Yazid Zidane!
Wonder where is his 'bin'(ibnu/ben) is?
If not, there will be more headbutt and stamping!
Wonder why he did that?
Some same it was an attack on his Arabic heritage.
Some say his nipple were fondled!
Gals, Wonder how that would feels?
I feel that....


Kuku Mon : HEY, KUKU MAN STOP IT NOW! Don't do a novel!
Kuku Man : Damn, Just when I was getting a bit excited! :/



And who said that scoring goals is better than sex??
Last nite, Never saw that comming(cumming) though!

posted at http://liverbirdforever.blogspot.com/
topic :10 things that irritate me today
on July 10, 2006 8:37 PM

490 Million question

If you were the Prime Minister and you were allowed to spend RM490m on anything - projects, awards, purchases, whatever - for the betterment of your country and ultimately, its people, what would you spend it on?

see : http://www.idlanzakaria.com/wordpress/?p=1799#comments


hmmm… being PM… I know!
I’ll just print another 490 million ringgit!
Don’t you get it?
It just some piece of paper!!
sike… just kidding!

okay, okay, okay let see….

Give it to poor!!
No..no..no I’ll create a welfare state! with even more useless eaters!

Give it in form of subsidy!!
No..no..no I’ll be against free n fair trade! i’ll create black market and artificial prices.

Give it to NGO like HIV n so.
No..no..no The pharma are dependent on ppl being sick, Dont ppl relize that Aids virus is created in lab?

Give it to perserve the enviroment!
No..no..no I’ll be tree hugging hippies, and people need to eat you know!

Give it to the corportation to created growth!
No..no..no You’ll created more corruption with a even bigger bueracracy.

Give it to make National project/building.
No..no..no didn’t we had one megamanic PM and beside we don need more worthlss(expensive) records.

Give it into investment.
No..no..no Only the rich and elite benefits, We create more useless crony.

bah…I give up! I don wanna be the PM!

*I want the 490 million ringgit though*



Tuesday, July 11

My Observation?

Kuku Mon :
Looks like we are influencing everbody.
Yup, More ppl are talking like us.
First it was lily with here 'konon-konon' rock group.
Now Id with her 'method to her madness'
and even after all that dins n her 'kid' entry!
Even that canadian chap is now sounding more canadian!

Kuku Man :
Shuuuuduuup!!!
I was the one who contributed the most at lily's search Post!
And 'Method to this Madness' is a quotation for Wchamp Kasparov!
Don start a fight with dins. Anykid I mean anybody can use the word kid.
Canadian...American whats the difference?
As long as your not a stinking nigger!
I mean .....


^. ~ .^ ------ HEY GUYS! STOP IT!
{ (00) } ----- You're being narcisstic.
` _--_ ~~ --- Don't be a PIG!
Not Kuku Mon

Thursday, July 6

My stupid icon

My cute kuku icon!! The Kuku Mon.

(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)

My also cute kuku icon!! The not Kuku Mon.

^. ~ .^
{ (00) }
` _--_ ~~


The boring old kuku man. (he is a Man not a Mon)

`^^^
do_0b



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Tuesday, June 13

The day kuku man became....kumkum man (cumcum man)


On the question heaven on earth?

one minute... two minute...
so whats the problem?
as long as i can take u to "heaven".

On the issue of going along?
Lets go back now.
wait, Can i cum too?

On quest of long distance?
women : hmm... tak sampai-sampai..lamanya!
men : breath in ...breath out... breath in...(technique is everything)

On the question of yes n no?
no...no...no...no...
no...no...no...no...
no...no...no...no...
no...no...no...no...
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

On sailing to the shore..
gals..the right way is not to suck to ur boss..
but to must always "blow" him..

On when will it be over?
...
aik? kejapnye... dah habis dah?



jap..jap..one more,


On being exited!
alamak... i just cum :/



posted at 5:05 PM on the May 9th 2006 http://liverbirdforever.blogspot.com/

On the issue of punishment !

Kuku Mons needs to be more creative!
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