Friday, February 23

What is it???

What is it???

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his!

What is it? click the comment and answer!

Tuesday, February 20

The Most horrible Clown of the weekMonth!

The clown of the week! Congratulation!

Who is he?
Encik Radzi Sheikh Ahmad! The Home Ministry of Malaysia!

Why is he a clown?
Because he believe the people are silly! He believe that the Ministry don't need to fulfill their own promise! He believes it is the people responsibility to be a cow to do what they are to told.

What did they promise?
To give a car and other prize to lucky winner for the new ID(IC) register!
No car, no prize just shut up! We will do what we like with the prize. Our Home Ministry promise are no good but I am in charge here!

What is the moral of the story?
He who hope to win a Myvi(car) should just hope to obtain a Mykad(ID card)!
You Mr. Radzi Sheikh Ahmad are Most Horrible Clown of the week!

Thursday, February 15

The Pig

The Pig!
Sus Scrofa Domesitica. Reported to be domesticated around 5000 BC. Reported to be among the earliest kind of animal made as live stock.
Available around most part of world!

The Man!
Homo Sapien Moderna. Reported by some to be known as Pig or Son of Pig. But Jewish kid Darwin reported that Man was Son of Ape or Son of Monkey!
Available around the world!

The WoMan
Homo Sapien X only factor! Reported in bible as the one who trick Man to eat the forbidden fruit(or sex?). From Mathematic calculation of the assumption of
if Man = Pig, therefore WoMan = Daughter of Pig!
Available around the world only where Man exist!

The Myth
Man are from Mar, WoMan are from Venus, Reports that human race are from two different species seeded by alien race! Proven to be false and were created by 'gay' writers who believe/fantasize that man or woman can exist among themselves in gay orgie utopia society!
Available around the world, usually where there are English language media...

The Facts
Man Love Woman, WoMan love Man...
Boy Loves Girl. Girl Loves Boy!
and they live happily. The rest are just 'gay'!
Warning : Don't ever shag a Pig!
Available when WoMan don't becomes bitches and Man becomes Dog.

The Favourite
Report from the author,
Favourite Movies = Babe
Favourite Tales = 3 little piggie..
Favourite Technic = Doggie stlye?
Favourite Quote = "U R a PIG!"
Favourite Food = Roasted 1/2 hour old piglet! ...yum...yum..yum
Available only on Chinese New Year, the food that is.. :)

not kuku mon :
^. ~ .^ —– Hi, ain't I cute?
{ (00) } — heheheh.......^_^
` _–_ ~~ - I m smart too!!

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)---- Hey silly,
(O.o)---- You won't be cute anymore,
(> <)---- when we eat you dis new year!


Wednesday, February 14

Good Bye to Love!

Still valentine in da US of A!
Song by Karen Carpenter!(Ill say goodbye to love)

* this is a relatively new song for me...her voice is so mellow, somehow it reminds me of growing up?

No one ever cared if I should live or die

Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by
And all I know of love is how to live without it
I just cant seem to find it

So Ive made my mind up
I must live my life alone
And though its not the easy way
I guess Ive always know

Id say goodbye to love
There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine
Surely time will lose these bitter memories
And Ill find that there is someone to believe in

And to live for something I could live for

All the years of useless search
Have finally reached an end
Loneliness and empty days will be my only friend
From this day love is forgotten

Ill go on as best I can

What lies in the future is a mystery to us all
No one can predict the wheel of fortune as it falls
There may come a time when I will see that Ive been wrong
But for now this is my song

And its goodbye to love
Ill say goodbye to love

Today is Valentine! Lets make Love not War!

Okay, A new day!

It is a new day and since tomorrow(today) is Valentine,I decided to combine this(yesterday) post, with today's valentine post. I'm a biggie with this all for one or two(couple) in one kinda thing. LOL! Anyway I never consider one-line as a post so I had to do the right thing and combined them.

This site is gonna change a bit with hopefully a better concept! It still be kuku in its own way. The concept and theme hasn't been fully developed yet, at the moment maybe some serious stuff will be added until I find a better home(and no kuku in it). I am planning on more(better/serious) site that have nothing to do with this.

Anyway since this is Valentine.... I decided to make peace and not have some useless catfight among us. You know those fight from Liverpool to London or USA to Canada or even Gongkapas to Babylon! welll... It's been fun there, but let us have more fun here! Please be free to comments as "long" or "nonsensical" as you like(no spam or flood please). and I don't really consider one-line as a comment either!

PS: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!! wink,wink,wink

Tuesday, February 13

Okay, A new day!

It is a new day and since tomorow is valentine, this site is gonna change a bit. With, hopefully a better concept! still kuku in a way!