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This is a place where everything seems a bit kuku but is actually True!
To see where Kuku man blogs is here ---> kukublogs.blogspot.com
Hi, this is me, Mohd Elfie …. or just popularly known as simply as MENJ. I have many blogs, forums, directory and websites BUT this is my most important and beloved it of them all is this: http://www.menj.org
and evil activity going on around the world.Posted by kuku man time 7:39:00 PM PERMALINK 6 comments
Sorry for the lacks of either update or reviews or even anything silly. I am quite busy and have lots of work right now which mean I having problem updating regularly. By the end of next week, hopefully I can be free again. Have a nice day!
Tommorow*: Stay tune for the next installment....
*hopefully that is
This Post will be deleted when the next post is out!
Posted by kuku man time 7:35:00 PM PERMALINK 0 comments
We have just change the theme of this place, and Yes Blue is the New Blue! It is better than the older theme and we hope it's an overall improvement! Lot's of work have been done to achieve this...wink..wink ;)
We will be posting some more posting that we will hope to turn out fantastic! We still have many more topics to go. So Please stay tune! Thanx for Mr. Santos. If you have any suggestion on any improvement your are welcome to comment!
This post is a real candidate to be delete later in the far future
Posted by kuku man time 8:44:00 PM PERMALINK 1 comments
Sunnyyy day...
Everything A O K.....


Posted by kuku man time 6:22:00 PM PERMALINK 3 comments

The clown of the week! Congratulation!
Who is he?
Encik Radzi Sheikh Ahmad! The Home Ministry of Malaysia!
Why is he a clown?
Because he believe the people are silly! He believe that the Ministry don't need to fulfill their own promise! He believes it is the people responsibility to be a cow to do what they are to told.
What did they promise?
To give a car and other prize to lucky winner for the new ID(IC) register!
No car, no prize just shut up! We will do what we like with the prize. Our Home Ministry promise are no good but I am in charge here!
What is the moral of the story?
He who hope to win a Myvi(car) should just hope to obtain a Mykad(ID card)!
You Mr. Radzi Sheikh Ahmad are Most Horrible Clown of the week!
Posted by kuku man time 2:57:00 AM PERMALINK 0 comments
The Pig!
Sus Scrofa Domesitica. Reported to be domesticated around 5000 BC. Reported to be among the earliest kind of animal made as live stock.
Available around most part of world!
The Man!
Homo Sapien Moderna. Reported by some to be known as Pig or Son of Pig. But Jewish kid Darwin reported that Man was Son of Ape or Son of Monkey!
Available around the world!
The WoMan
Homo Sapien X only factor! Reported in bible as the one who trick Man to eat the forbidden fruit(or sex?). From Mathematic calculation of the assumption of
if Man = Pig, therefore WoMan = Daughter of Pig!
Available around the world only where Man exist!
The Myth
Man are from Mar, WoMan are from Venus, Reports that human race are from two different species seeded by alien race! Proven to be false and were created by 'gay' writers who believe/fantasize that man or woman can exist among themselves in gay orgie utopia society!
Available around the world, usually where there are English language media...
The Facts
Man Love Woman, WoMan love Man...
Boy Loves Girl. Girl Loves Boy!
and they live happily. The rest are just 'gay'!
Warning : Don't ever shag a Pig!
Available when WoMan don't becomes bitches and Man becomes Dog.
The Favourite
Report from the author,
Favourite Movies = Babe
Favourite Tales = 3 little piggie..
Favourite Technic = Doggie stlye?
Favourite Quote = "U R a PIG!"
Favourite Food = Roasted 1/2 hour old piglet! ...yum...yum..yum
Available only on Chinese New Year, the food that is.. :)
not kuku mon :
^. ~ .^ —– Hi, ain't I cute?
{ (00) } — heheheh.......^_^
` _–_ ~~ - I m smart too!!
Kuku Mon :
(\_/)---- Hey silly,
(O.o)---- You won't be cute anymore,
(> <)---- when we eat you dis new year!
Posted by kuku man time 6:07:00 PM PERMALINK 0 comments
Still valentine in da US of A!
Song by Karen Carpenter!(Ill say goodbye to love)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nooeMrCws-A
* this is a relatively new song for me...her voice is so mellow, somehow it reminds me of growing up?
No one ever cared if I should live or die
Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by
And all I know of love is how to live without it
I just cant seem to find it
So Ive made my mind up
I must live my life alone
And though its not the easy way
I guess Ive always know
Id say goodbye to love
There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine
Surely time will lose these bitter memories
And Ill find that there is someone to believe in
And to live for something I could live for
All the years of useless search
Have finally reached an end
Loneliness and empty days will be my only friend
From this day love is forgotten
Ill go on as best I can
What lies in the future is a mystery to us all
No one can predict the wheel of fortune as it falls
There may come a time when I will see that Ive been wrong
But for now this is my song
And its goodbye to love
Ill say goodbye to love
Posted by kuku man time 6:17:00 PM PERMALINK 0 comments
Okay, A new day!
It is a new day and since tomorrow(today) is Valentine,I decided to combine this(yesterday) post, with today's valentine post. I'm a biggie with this all for one or two(couple) in one kinda thing. LOL! Anyway I never consider one-line as a post so I had to do the right thing and combined them.
This site is gonna change a bit with hopefully a better concept! It still be kuku in its own way. The concept and theme hasn't been fully developed yet, at the moment maybe some serious stuff will be added until I find a better home(and no kuku in it). I am planning on more(better/serious) site that have nothing to do with this.
Anyway since this is Valentine.... I decided to make peace and not have some useless catfight among us. You know those fight from Liverpool to London or USA to Canada or even Gongkapas to Babylon! welll... It's been fun there, but let us have more fun here! Please be free to comments as "long" or "nonsensical" as you like(no spam or flood please). and I don't really consider one-line as a comment either!
PS: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!! wink,wink,wink
Posted by kuku man time 4:58:00 AM PERMALINK 0 comments
It is a new day and since tomorow is valentine, this site is gonna change a bit. With, hopefully a better concept! still kuku in a way!
Posted by kuku man time 2:04:00 AM PERMALINK 1 comments
Posted by kuku man time 7:59:00 AM PERMALINK 0 comments
Kuku Mon :
(\_/)—- @}~~~~~~~{@ @}~~~~~~~{@ @}~~~~~~~{@
(O.o)—- Is it Mr. Owen/Mrs Owen or Mr. Lili/Mrs Lili?
(> <)—- Either way! It still be a perfect couple!
——— n yes, I not just cute, I am nice too.
Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ —– Yeah, we know your nice kuku Mon!
{ (00) } — But wait until Kuku ‘Man’ hears about it.
` _–_ ~~ –I heard that ‘mamat’ is in foul mood!
————- People threaten to call out his name, you know.
Kuku Mon :
(\_/)—- I beg you to shut up, You just ‘menyemakkan’.
(O.o)—- * * * * ( * * * * * *
(> <)—- * ** * * * * * * * *
——— Oh n those stars above? On my way, I just happen..
——— to see them and pick them up from the sky!
——— specially for you, my Lovely Lilybird.
Posted by kuku man time 12:24:00 AM PERMALINK 0 comments
Now, I don’t know if I am gonna get in trouble?
hehehe.. nobody likes to be censored heheeh,
just ask any writer? oppss…hehehehehe…..
oh well, here goes nothing.
You are being a bit political incorrect, ya know.
whats with this ‘malay’ men?
I don’t believe ppl really know what is ‘malay’?
My IC says I am malay, but I think I am not…
I am mix Javanese, thats not malay,
and many of you might not really be pure ‘malay’.
huh, whatever that is suppose to mean?
And this male bashing, is becoming a world phenomenon.
Single mother and the only role of ’sperm donar’ of the supreme alpha male.
is like the most trendiest thing in sociaty, now.
and they say that the media(power to be)
loves to dumb down the public(people)!
*sigh*
I know…. Now, I am being a bit Political Incorrect!
sometimes I need to ditch the “Mon” and be more of a Man!
So, now I can be free to talk more sensitve/serious issue.
With all this killing in Lubnan, Iraq and Siti being married.
It is kind of good to be a bit racist and chauvanist,
again, whatever that is suppose to mean….
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*The Ultimate Prayer of the Ages!
Blessed are Thou God, King of the universe,
Who did not make me born a ‘Goy’(a non Jews)!
Blessed are Thou God, King of the universe,
Who did not make me born a Woman!
July 22, 2006 | kuku man
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Ya Allah
Apalah dosa saya? He’s here. Kuku Mon Kuku Man. Silap silap nanti saya jadi kuku.
July 22, 2006 | lil ms d
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hehehehe…
plz don’t take anything personally…:)
Just an excuse for me to comment on some word/issues.
‘malay’
‘men’(sperm donar)
‘media’
‘racist’
‘prayers’
And if u read between the line it may not sound so ‘kuku’
July 22, 2006 | kuku man
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can you go idlan’s blog and hassle her?
idlan! disebabkan you tak layan mamat ni, saya jadi mangsa!
July 22, 2006 | lil ms d
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I had fun last nite…gorgeous nite! We were weren’t we?
July 22, 2006 | TTG
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eh..aku pon tak de taste lah because i like Joe Wings too
Kukuman, stop insulting people lah. Tak baik tau.
July 22, 2006 | Lily
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p/s:Welcome back ![]()
July 22, 2006 | Lily
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ewok ( if u r reading this)
u were featured in an article, in a local paper, some time ago kan?
mintak maaf Lil Ms D sebab hijack u punya blog piece.
July 23, 2006 | chocolalat!
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kuku mon/man
i dont believe in banning people, but since you have been leaving a lot of nonsensical posts at my friends’ blogs, and mine, please i beg you, no more. my friends all complain about your comments. nobody has to agree with each other but you take the cake lah.
idlan and i dah check your IP. you’re from UITM kan?
she’s koreking more, so if you want to stay anonymous… don’t kacau us anymore!
July 23, 2006 | lil ms d
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UiTM? Student ke lecturer?
July 23, 2006 | Lily
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UTM. Don’t know if past or present, don’t know if staff or student. Malas nak siasat too much, karang dia ingat aku syok plak kat dia.. Dins, selamba hantar dia kat I. hahaha. You know I don’t suffer fools, gladly or otherwise.
July 23, 2006 | Idlan
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Posted by kuku man time 12:10:00 AM PERMALINK 1 comments
Tetek sebelah
(.) (.) <---- tetek normal.
__(.) <---- tetek sebelah!
(*)(*)<---- tetek janet jacksonlaa.....
(.) ( ) <---- tetek ada kanser kot?
.. <---- alamak... nasi lemak sejemput je!
dan...
doink... doink... doink... doink..
bunyi apa tuh?
doink... doink... doink... tekkk..
apa yag berlaga hek?
doink... doink... doink... KRAH!!
Alamak! telurku sudah PECAH!!
Posted by kuku man time 3:46:00 AM PERMALINK 0 comments
Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ ----- Hi Everybody, Muslim men don't cheat!
{ (00) } --- I never cheated on my wife!!
` _--_ ~~ -- Don't believe everything you read!
------------- That is big fat LIE!
Kuku Mon :
(\_/)---- Hey silly,
(O.o)---- You can only cheat on wife,
(> <)---- if you are married in the first place!
--------- n yes,I know u like to 'cheat' on yourself..
when reality is not so nice!
Posted by kuku man time 2:48:00 AM PERMALINK 0 comments
Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ ----- Hi Gals, I am very good n experience!
{ (00) } --- I love to shag, hump and bonk!
` _--_ ~~ -- and I can do it very often n long!
Kuku Man : Heyyy dumb-dumb!
You are not suppose to do it all alone, not by yourself!
Sheesh, You need a PARTNER laa!
bukan salah ibu mengandung!
Posted by kuku man time 2:43:00 AM PERMALINK 0 comments
author kuku man
Goodbye to Zin Addin(Zinedine) Yazid Zidane, We love U!
Ain't it nice to be a bit racist huh?
Whatever that is suppose to mean?
Got most of my prediction(hope) wrong this time.
Usually if ur stupid, by just guessing and being all blur n so, it should be at around 50% right!
*sigh*
Damn those boring Italian, Admittly they play well at the first half though, then boring centacio.
Hope Juventus goes down to Serie C.
Always thought that by the year 2003 AC Milan were the better team by a mile.
No wonder Juventus looks so weak in the Champ League!
Who knows, maybe Ronaldo's Inter should have won it before? Now he is just fat though.
Yes, No more boring Italian for champ League!
But better those Boring Italian,
than those even more Boring England!!
hahahahahahahhahha.....kukukukukuku....
Stupid 'English Speaking Media' with their dumbing people down propaganda machine,
This is no lame American Idol contest,
This is no Hiphop NBA so call 'world' championship.
(try winning gold in Basketball at the Olympic?)
or even EPL stlye Football!
(to u flag waving American don ever mention 'soccer'.)
World Class player? Squarefooted-fusballer is more like it!
Stupid Rooney, Gay Beckham, Weak Owen..... :P
and there is no deflection for you, Mr. Lampard.
Cant forget those slutty cheerleaders WAGs!
Must wonder how many time did Mr. Erickson manage to scores in this World cup!?
*notice, It is always forbidden to attack liverpool.
By the way their most entertaining player was Mr.Croach!
The freak with his dance, Robo Dance.
hmm... wonder if Zidane fancy playing in Mesia?
He won't last that long though in here,
One year is the max n then our culture will poison him!
Maybe we should just give him a datukship?
Datuk Syed Zinedine Yazid Zidane!
Wonder where is his 'bin'(ibnu/ben) is?
If not, there will be more headbutt and stamping!
Wonder why he did that?
Some same it was an attack on his Arabic heritage.
Some say his nipple were fondled!
Gals, Wonder how that would feels?
I feel that....
Kuku Mon : HEY, KUKU MAN STOP IT NOW! Don't do a novel!
Kuku Man : Damn, Just when I was getting a bit excited! :/
And who said that scoring goals is better than sex??
Last nite, Never saw that comming(cumming) though!
posted at http://liverbirdforever.blogspot.com/
topic :10 things that irritate me today
on July 10, 2006 8:37 PM
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