Friday, August 18

And they Say, Justice For All !

Oh, and who told those arab(Muslim) children to hate people in such an early age!

Wednesday, August 9

The Star

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)—- @}~~~~~~~{@ @}~~~~~~~{@ @}~~~~~~~{@
(O.o)—- Is it Mr. Owen/Mrs Owen or Mr. Lili/Mrs Lili?
(> <)—- Either way! It still be a perfect couple!
——— n yes, I not just cute, I am nice too. :)

Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ —– Yeah, we know your nice kuku Mon!
{ (00) } — But wait until Kuku ‘Man’ hears about it.
` _–_ ~~ –I heard that ‘mamat’ is in foul mood!
————- People threaten to call out his name, you know.

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)—- I beg you to shut up, You just ‘menyemakkan’.
(O.o)—- * * * * ( * * * * * *
(> <)—- * ** * * * * * * * *
——— Oh n those stars above? On my way, I just happen..
——— to see them and pick them up from the sky!
——— specially for you, my Lovely Lilybird. :)

The Post

Now, I don’t know if I am gonna get in trouble?
hehehe.. nobody likes to be censored heheeh,
just ask any writer? oppss…hehehehehe…..
oh well, here goes nothing.

You are being a bit political incorrect, ya know.
whats with this ‘malay’ men?
I don’t believe ppl really know what is ‘malay’?
My IC says I am malay, but I think I am not…
I am mix Javanese, thats not malay,
and many of you might not really be pure ‘malay’.
huh, whatever that is suppose to mean?

And this male bashing, is becoming a world phenomenon.
Single mother and the only role of ’sperm donar’ of the supreme alpha male.
is like the most trendiest thing in sociaty, now.
and they say that the media(power to be)
loves to dumb down the public(people)!

*sigh*
I know…. Now, I am being a bit Political Incorrect!
sometimes I need to ditch the “Mon” and be more of a Man!
So, now I can be free to talk more sensitve/serious issue.
With all this killing in Lubnan, Iraq and Siti being married.
It is kind of good to be a bit racist and chauvanist,
again, whatever that is suppose to mean….

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*The Ultimate Prayer of the Ages!
Blessed are Thou God, King of the universe,
Who did not make me born a ‘Goy’(a non Jews)!
Blessed are Thou God, King of the universe,
Who did not make me born a Woman!

July 22, 2006 | kuku man
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Ya Allah

Apalah dosa saya? He’s here. Kuku Mon Kuku Man. Silap silap nanti saya jadi kuku.

July 22, 2006 | lil ms d
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hehehehe…

plz don’t take anything personally…:)

Just an excuse for me to comment on some word/issues.

‘malay’
‘men’(sperm donar)
‘media’
‘racist’
‘prayers’

And if u read between the line it may not sound so ‘kuku’

July 22, 2006 | kuku man
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can you go idlan’s blog and hassle her?

idlan! disebabkan you tak layan mamat ni, saya jadi mangsa!

July 22, 2006 | lil ms d
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I had fun last nite…gorgeous nite! We were weren’t we? :)

July 22, 2006 | TTG
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eh..aku pon tak de taste lah because i like Joe Wings too :D

Kukuman, stop insulting people lah. Tak baik tau.

July 22, 2006 | Lily
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p/s:Welcome back :)

July 22, 2006 | Lily
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ewok ( if u r reading this)

u were featured in an article, in a local paper, some time ago kan?

mintak maaf Lil Ms D sebab hijack u punya blog piece.

July 23, 2006 | chocolalat!
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kuku mon/man

i dont believe in banning people, but since you have been leaving a lot of nonsensical posts at my friends’ blogs, and mine, please i beg you, no more. my friends all complain about your comments. nobody has to agree with each other but you take the cake lah.

idlan and i dah check your IP. you’re from UITM kan?
she’s koreking more, so if you want to stay anonymous… don’t kacau us anymore!

July 23, 2006 | lil ms d
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UiTM? Student ke lecturer?

July 23, 2006 | Lily
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UTM. Don’t know if past or present, don’t know if staff or student. Malas nak siasat too much, karang dia ingat aku syok plak kat dia.. Dins, selamba hantar dia kat I. hahaha. You know I don’t suffer fools, gladly or otherwise.

July 23, 2006 | Idlan
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Friday, July 14

Tetek sebelah dan......

Tetek sebelah

(.) (.) <---- tetek normal.
__(.) <---- tetek sebelah!
(*)(*)<---- tetek janet jacksonlaa.....
(.) ( ) <---- tetek ada kanser kot?
.. <---- alamak... nasi lemak sejemput je!

dan...

doink... doink... doink... doink..
bunyi apa tuh?
doink... doink... doink... tekkk..
apa yag berlaga hek?
doink... doink... doink... KRAH!!
Alamak! telurku sudah PECAH!!

Cheating!!

Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ ----- Hi Everybody, Muslim men don't cheat!
{ (00) } --- I never cheated on my wife!!
` _--_ ~~ -- Don't believe everything you read!
------------- That is big fat LIE!

Kuku Mon :
(\_/)---- Hey silly,
(O.o)---- You can only cheat on wife,
(> <)---- if you are married in the first place!
--------- n yes,I know u like to 'cheat' on yourself..

when reality is not so nice!

It is not me! (with picture!)

Not Kuku Mon :
^. ~ .^ ----- Hi Gals, I am very good n experience!
{ (00) } --- I love to shag, hump and bonk!
` _--_ ~~ -- and I can do it very often n long!

Kuku Man : Heyyy dumb-dumb!
You are not suppose to do it all alone, not by yourself!
Sheesh, You need a PARTNER laa!


bukan salah ibu mengandung!

World Cup final

author kuku man

Goodbye to Zin Addin(Zinedine) Yazid Zidane, We love U!
Ain't it nice to be a bit racist huh?
Whatever that is suppose to mean?
Got most of my prediction(hope) wrong this time.
Usually if ur stupid, by just guessing and being all blur n so, it should be at around 50% right!
*sigh*

Damn those boring Italian, Admittly they play well at the first half though, then boring centacio.
Hope Juventus goes down to Serie C.
Always thought that by the year 2003 AC Milan were the better team by a mile.
No wonder Juventus looks so weak in the Champ League!
Who knows, maybe Ronaldo's Inter should have won it before? Now he is just fat though.
Yes, No more boring Italian for champ League!

But better those Boring Italian,
than those even more Boring England!!
hahahahahahahhahha.....kukukukukuku....
Stupid 'English Speaking Media' with their dumbing people down propaganda machine,
This is no lame American Idol contest,
This is no Hiphop NBA so call 'world' championship.
(try winning gold in Basketball at the Olympic?)
or even EPL stlye Football!
(to u flag waving American don ever mention 'soccer'.)

World Class player? Squarefooted-fusballer is more like it!
Stupid Rooney, Gay Beckham, Weak Owen..... :P
and there is no deflection for you, Mr. Lampard.
Cant forget those slutty cheerleaders WAGs!
Must wonder how many time did Mr. Erickson manage to scores in this World cup!?
*notice, It is always forbidden to attack liverpool.
By the way their most entertaining player was Mr.Croach!
The freak with his dance, Robo Dance.

hmm... wonder if Zidane fancy playing in Mesia?
He won't last that long though in here,
One year is the max n then our culture will poison him!
Maybe we should just give him a datukship?
Datuk Syed Zinedine Yazid Zidane!
Wonder where is his 'bin'(ibnu/ben) is?
If not, there will be more headbutt and stamping!
Wonder why he did that?
Some same it was an attack on his Arabic heritage.
Some say his nipple were fondled!
Gals, Wonder how that would feels?
I feel that....


Kuku Mon : HEY, KUKU MAN STOP IT NOW! Don't do a novel!
Kuku Man : Damn, Just when I was getting a bit excited! :/



And who said that scoring goals is better than sex??
Last nite, Never saw that comming(cumming) though!

posted at http://liverbirdforever.blogspot.com/
topic :10 things that irritate me today
on July 10, 2006 8:37 PM